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Choking on Gresham’s Law

February 2nd, 2010 by Grandpa Oddball

Gresham's Law

Yup. A trillion dollars here and a trillion dollars there; first thing you know we’ll be talking about real money. Read the rest of this entry »

baglady

Sometimes you see or read things that just make you wonder. Not too long ago I read an article in our local paper about a bag lady in a nearby town that was found dead. Apparently she was a well know figure in the town and the paper had a short biography of her life that struck a tragic cord in me.

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January 26th, 2010 by Grandpa Oddball

toy train rngine

Lost! I felt terrible. I’d looked long and hard for the perfect toy for our son and now it was lost. How, I wondered, could my wife be so calm, so unconcerned, so almost satisfied in the face of this misfortune?

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January 18th, 2010 by Grandpa Oddball
baglady
Sometimes you see or read things that just make you wonder.
toy train rngine
The perfect toy and it got lost!

nutty judge

2010 is upon us and it’s an exciting start to a new year. What will the year bring? Using history as our guide we’ll get a new beginning full of promise, hope and certainly the unexpected as well as the crazy, bizarre and demented behavior of those around us. In past years others have documented this type of behavior (e.g., the Darwin Awards) and, of course, you have to ask, “What were they thinking?”. The usual response?” It seemed like a good idea at the time!

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January 11th, 2010 by Grandpa Oddball

Happy New Year from GetOddNews.com

A belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everybody (I was out of commission for a few days recovering from an allergic reaction to the contrast dye used in Cat scans). Hopes, promises, and dreams dance inside me to celebrate the promise of another new year and I wish the same to you all. As those of you who read my medical updates know this past year has been filled with some of life’s highs and lows before finally ending on a relative high. The family’s healthy and I only spent one day in the hospital last week (consider this my latest medical update).

I’d wish you more good fortune but Grandma Oddball has had enough of me for awhile and I have to cut this greeting short …….. I’m alone now as Grandma has decided to run away; at least until dinner time. Just because I wouldn’t tell her the outcome of the TV program we were watching before she left shopping she got annoyed and started choking me. Some people. Just can’t take a little teasing! I guess it’s just the mental trials of a care giver!

Oh well, as I started to write earlier, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and best wishes. Hopefully with your encouragement I’ll continue on the road to recovery and be able to continue this blog.

With love and humor and high hopes for 2010

Grandpa Oddball

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January 2nd, 2010 by Chief Oddball
nutty judge
2010 is upon us and it's an exciting start to a new year. What will the year bring? Using history as our guide we'll get a new beginning full of promise, hope and certainly the unexpected as well as the crazy, bizarre and demented behavior of those around us. Already the nuts are out in force.
A belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everybody (I was out of commission for a few days recovering from an allergic reaction to the contrast dye used in Cat scans). Hopes, promises, and dreams dance inside me to celebrate the promise of another new year and I wish the same to you all. [...]

overpopulation_01_200

Devastation. Destruction. Extinction. Oblivious to the end the human plague marches boldly forward covering the planet and consuming all that stands before it. Rising from near extermination it’s a powerful epic struggle for survival whose heroic success has unfortunately sown the seeds of our own demise. As Pogo has astutely observed, “We have met the enemy and he is us.”

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December 28th, 2009 by Grandpa Oddball

ChristmasTreeCutting

Or perhaps it’s a Christmas devil that’s been stealing my memories. Since I’ve returned home from the nursing home I can’t seem to find very many but I have dredged up a few. Some good, some humorous and a few scary but all precious.

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December 21st, 2009 by Grandpa Oddball
overpopulation_01_200
Devastation. Destruction. Extinction. Oblivious to the end the human plague marches boldly forward covering the planet and consuming ...
ChristmasTreeCutting
Or perhaps it's a Christmas devil that's been stealing my memories. Since I've returned home from the nursing home I can't seem to find very many but I have dredged up a few. Some good, some humorous and a few scary but all precious.

One of my favorites is

Industrial_Status

I’ve written before about the plight of American industry, how this plight affects the country and its industrial base, and how it can possibly be addressed. I’ll not repeat those arguments here but instead focus on just one aspect of that plight. Sadly and regrettably learn more »

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December 9th, 2009 by Grandpa Oddball

whipping_post_550

Do you know the difference between a therapist and a sadist?

Answer: A therapist is relentless!

And a good thing too. Without them I’d probably be dead by now. learn why »

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December 9th, 2009 by Grandpa Oddball
Industrial_Status
I’ve written before about the plight of American industry, how this plight affects the country and its industrial base, and how it can possibly be addressed. I’ll not repeat those arguments here but instead focus on just one aspect of that plight. Sadly and regrettably ....
whipping_post_550
The whips and chains the therapy method or as some call it expanded sadism.