I have GOD (Grandpa Oddball Disease). Its symptoms include delusions, mental scarring and even permanent death (much worse than temporary death!).

WHO CAN I SUE?????????

I must be able to sue somebody. According to the ads I see on TV everyone with a personal obscure disease may be entitled to compensation. I don’t want to lose out on this opportunity. It may never come again and we could use the money.

I suppose I’ll have to get a lawyer and they’ll want some 90% of any award. Oh well, 10% is better than nothing. Maybe a lawyer reading this blog will volunteer their services. Perhaps they’ll even consider it a public service and not charge me.

Grandma Oddball and I discussed the possibilities this morning after viewing one of these TV ads. We covered a lot of ground and I wish I could recall our conversation but all I seem to remember is the laughter that accompanied our discussion.

It’s not really funny. In fact, it’s unfortunate that these ads are so prevalent since I know some people that legitimately need some legal redress but these ads give everyone, legitimate or not, a black eye.

I have to sign off now. I feel like my GOD is about to kill me (its been that kind of a day). Soon, very soon I hope, I’ll be able to sue, sue, sue! I suppose that’ll be some consolation for my death.

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