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		<title>My Free book &#8211; I WAS A GOD</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 17:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ We're leaving Monday for our cruise but as a parting gift (until we get back) I've decided to make my latest book available for free while we're gone in a variety of formats. So (hopefully) for your enjoyment here they are:
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		<title>BOOK III-I WAS A GOD</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2011 15:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
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While recovering from my cataract surgery I have tried to keep occupied during various projects. One project I 've done is to put together a small book containing some of my short stories with the title “I WAS A GOD”. I was planning on providing the KINDLE and NOOK electronic versions for free but that turned out to be not possible so I did the next best thing and am charging a nominal $.99 for these versions.<br />

I still don't have glasses suitable for working on the computer so I have limited time to work on projects like this or to keep my posts up to date but I hope to change all that soon.
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		<title>ROAD IDIOTS</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 19:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://getoddnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Police_Car_Marked_Flashing_Lights.gif" alt="" title="IDIOT DRIVER" width="222" height="93" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3108" /></p>
<p class="post_p">Ah, I suspect you&#039;ve run across them too. I&#039;ll be charitable and use them as a morality tale. Unfortunately a recent incidence illustrates the problems that are all too prevalent on today&#039;s roads.</p>
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		<title>Disgusting Cheerfulness</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 00:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grandpa Oddball</dc:creator>
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<p>&#34;It&#039;s  coming, there&#039;s nothing you can do about it. Might as well get used to it.&#34; Grandma Oddball intoned with disgusting cheerfulness. </p>
<p>I snuggled further under the covers and wished someone would remove that awful glare shinning through the window. My head ached, my body was tired, and I was in no mood for cheerfulness. I just wanted to remain warm and cozy, sleeping until day passed on into night when I could remain peacefully and comfortably buried in bed. That didn&#039;t deter grandma. With mock sweetness she started singing,</p>
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		<title>TIGERS BLOOD</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 20:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
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A special treat to pour over pancakes!
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